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The Twat Files - AUTHOR SIGNED - Dawn French

The Twat Files - AUTHOR SIGNED - Dawn French

Hardcover 

Author Signed First Edition

£25.00
Only 1 available!

Hardback, Author Signed, First Edition - coffee ring to front cover but no names or marks inside. 

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.  BUT. That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat. 

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because: 

  • Mistakes tell us about ourselves
  • Mistakes tell us about others
  • Mistakes are hilarious
  • Mistakes expose our flaws;
  • Mistakes show us ourselves honestly
  • Mistakes are gloriously human. 

My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are. 

Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together. That would be perfectly twatty. 

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